So why can't I can't bang my sister? Dad does.

     There is nothing MORE annoying than being pulled out of bed in the middle of the night by a jackbooted Georgia stormtrooper just because you dipped your wick in your 13 year old step sister.  For the love of Zeus, you didn't even get first crack at her last night!
     For some reason, Georgia does not look kindly (any more) on dad or brother Bubba testing the goods before putting it out on the market.  It used to be that it was just a measure of Southern Hospitality to make sure that Sister Sue knew how to give a good blow job before you pimped her out to the local potentate.  But now, for some unimaginable reason, it seems that sex with your blood relatives, or those under 16 are frowned on.
     It seems that these days, if you aren't going to hire a pro, you are just bound to wind up on Americas Most Wanted or To Catch A Predator.  Hey it's ok.  Sort of.  Well, not really.  But we understand.  Kind of.  Well, at least if all fails, the Constitution is interpreted to mean that you should be provided legal cousel.  And if you are in Carrol County, you can even hire the best Carrol County Defense Attorney available.
     All inappropriate kidding aside, sometimes you get accused of something that you didn't do.  Especially in rural Georgian jurisdictions where the police are still all pissed off about gays getting married in California and want to make a bust where they can argue that anyone who doesn't want to put you in jail is an anti-American  devil worshipper who probably voted for Obama in the last election.  But, you say, Obama isn't really a Muslim, and the neo-con conspiracy theorists that wants to raise pointless issues about birth certificates are hopelessly misguided.  Look . . . don't start messing with facts sir, you have been arrested for child molestation, and your politics will not serve you well here.
     It's time you, as they say not only in the South, come to Jesus.  And not in the superficial way, where you wear a WWJD bracelet and continue to take advantage of your tenants by overcharging them for poorly maintained and unsafe rental properties.